Monday, December 5, 2011

If You Take a Man to Napa

(in the spirit of Laura Numeroff's book, "If you give a Mouse a Cookie.")

If you take a man to Napa,
He's going to buy some wine.
When he gets home with the wine,
He'll want a eurocave to store it.
Waiting for the eurocave's arrival will require
four hours (and No Tennis!) waiting for the delivery men.
When the delivery men arrive, you'll have to text the man.
He'll rush home from his meeting to help set up the eurocave.
Setting up the eurocave will remind him
that he'd like to return to Napa.
And if he returns to Napa,
chances are... he's going to buy some wine.

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